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#1 2022-01-05 02:18:18

Registered: 2005-06-28
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 47

A mentally challenged man walks up to this guy and asks, "Can you help me? I'm trying to spell the word 'orange.'"
The guy responds, "What a retard, didn't your mom teach you?"
The man answers, "No."
"Ever?" says the guy.
"No," responds the mentally challenged man.
The guy responds, "Okay, which one are you trying to spell, the color or the fruit?"
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There was a man who sent ten different puns to friends, in hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep.
That’s deep enough.
What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Repeat who?
Okay, who who who who who who...
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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