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#1 2022-01-07 00:15:08

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 49

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says, "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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Q: What is the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
A: Your feet off the ground.
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Q: When is a door sweet and tasty?
A: When it’s jammed!
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I walked into the antique store and said, "What's new?"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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