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ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 50

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I am schizophrenic and so am I.
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A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?"
The doctor says, "Yes of course."
"That's great! I never could before."
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Clairvoyant's house:
"Who's there?"
Knock, knock.
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Q: Why can't a ball catch a cold?
A: Because it flu by too quick.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it had no guts.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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