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#1 2022-01-09 00:07:41

Registered: 2005-06-28
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 51

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side.
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Two olives were sitting at a bar having a couple martinis, when all of a sudden, one olive falls off his chair and hits the ground.
The other olive looks down at him and says, "Oh man, are you okay?"
The olive looks up at him and says, " Yes, Ol-live."
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A guy falls down in the street.
To make sure he is not embarrassed in front of the neighbors, he crawled all the way home.
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This is how you know you're really drunk - when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
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How do you get on television?
You sit on it!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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