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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 16

“Have you got anything to drink?”
“Water.”
“I meant something harder?”
“Ice.”
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Some annoying cold caller was trying to sell me a luxury coffin.
I could only say, “Dude, that is the last thing I’ll need.”
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My grandma gave me this great advice, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
She was right!
You just have to really work on your aim.
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Where do skeletons spend their vacation?
At the Dead Sea.
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I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.
Yesterday, I got the first lesson by post.
It was an empty envelope.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.