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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 36

Funny question:
What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
Answer: Your name.
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Q: What falls down from great heights but is never injured?
A: The rain.
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Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
A: Stamps.
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Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?
A: The towel.
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Funny Question:
What was the world’s highest mountain before the discovery of Mount Everest?
Answer: The Mount Everest (it doesn’t matter whether people discovered it or not, it was the highest mountain even before that!)
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