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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 37

Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?
A: Unless you have very bad floors, throw the egg any which way. The floor shouldn’t crack from a simple egg throw.
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Q: A pink girl with a pink dress, a pink cat, a pink hat and pink walls lives in a pink bungalow. What color are her stairs?
A: There are no stairs in a bungalow.
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What's the one place where it's impossible to face backwards?
On the stairs.
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Q: What disappears the second you start talking about it?
A: Silence.
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How many times can you subtract 9 from 74?
Just once. After that it’s not 74 anymore.
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