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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 38

Q: What can you break without having to touch it?
A: A vow.
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Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
A: Wrong.
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Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve. Second of January, second of February…
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Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
A: He/She sleeps only at night.
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Q: What can you see twice in a week or once in every year – but not once in million months?
A: The letter E.
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