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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 40

Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?
A: Your ear.
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Q: What lion hunts under water?
A: The sea lion.
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Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?
A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.
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Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
A: He is bald.
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Q: What table can you eat?
A: A vegetable.
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