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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 42

Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
A: The already full ones.
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Q: When does a man really like being alone?
A: When he becomes an heir.
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Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?
A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.
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Question: Why can't the T-rex clap?
Answer: Because he's extinct.
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Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
A: Are you asleep?
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