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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 48

Why was the chef arrested?
He was beating eggs every day.
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Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
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What is red and occasionally explodes in the fruit section?
A pomegranate.
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If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
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What was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
“Gimme my quarter back!!!”
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