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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 50

How can you detect a detective dog?
He's the one with the good lead.
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I’m getting really claustrophobic in elevators.
I’ve had to start taking steps to avoid it.
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I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup.
After that I had a massive vowel movement.
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What lies on the ocean bed and is twitching uncontrollably?
A nervous wreck.
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I’ve seen this show about beavers last night – best dam documentary I’ve ever seen!”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.