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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 53

I was trying to catch some fog earlier but I mist.
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When does a car perform at its worst?
When it's not tired.
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Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?
He Neverlands.
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Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
There are too many bugs.
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I’d love to know how the Earth rotates.
It would totally make my day.
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