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#1 2022-02-28 21:26:39
- Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 60
Q: What kind of a driver doesn’t know how to drive?
A: The screwdriver.
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I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness.
It came out of the green.
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Q: Why did the lights go out?
A: They liked each other a lot.
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Stairs cannot be trusted.
They’re always up to something.
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I nearly drowned yesterday.
It was a breathtaking experience.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2022-03-15 02:27:40
- pamshaw
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Re: Short Funny Jokes - 60
Hello,
What a fun thread
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him in the mainstream.
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put lox on it.
Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
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#3 2022-03-15 15:26:49
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Short Funny Jokes - 60
I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
Good ones!
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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