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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

Short Funny Jokes - 61

This may come across as cheesy - but I think you’re grate.
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I have butterflies in my stomach.
Paul (11), a.k.a. The Boy Who’d Eat Just About Anything.
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What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
Finds the nearest skyscraper.
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It drags working from home today.
Peter (52), Fireman.
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The future, the present, and the past walk into a shady bar.
Things get tense.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.