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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 63

The most exciting beverage for a soccer player?
The penaltea!
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I once worked in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
She always ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you crossbreed fish with elephants?
Swimming trunks.
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A boy ate some coins for fun and his parents took him to the hospital.
One hour later the parents asked the nurse how it was going.
Apparently, “no change yet.”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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