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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 64

How do monsters prefer their eggs?
Terrifried.
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Salt meets pepper on a plate and says, “I’m feeling all scattered today.”
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What do you call a nut that sneezes?
A cashew.
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Why did the bee marry?
He’s finally found his honey.
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“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
“The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”
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