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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 67

80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.
What is the result?
Lots of smoke.
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Peter, where did you put the sieve?
Sorry, mommy, I threw it away. There were too many holes in it.
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
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Teacher: Okay class, when I ask you a question, I want you all to answer me at once. How much is six times 3?
Class: "At once!"
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Little Johnny: Mom, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Johnny’s Mom: OK, let’s hear the good news first.
Little Johnny: I got a B in Math today.
Johnny’s Mom: That’s good! And now the bad one.
Little Johnny: That was a lie.
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