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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

Short Funny Jokes - 70

Teacher: “I hope I won’t catch you copying from Clarissa!”
Paula: “Oh, I hope so too!“
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Two ants want to fight an elephant.
The elephant looks at them: “Two on one? That’s not fair!”
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How do you make a dragon angry?
Ask him to blow out a candle.
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What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
Your shadow.
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Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”
“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”
“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”
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navyboy484

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Registered: 2022-03-24

Posts: 22

Re: Short Funny Jokes - 70

Teacher: “I hope I won’t catch you copying from Clarissa!”
Paula: “Oh, I hope so too!
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My favorite one

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-navyboy484