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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

Short Funny Jokes - 71

What did the blanket say to the bed?
No fears, I've got you covered!
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Question: What has two legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A pair of trousers.
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Grandma asks little Fiona, “Did you have a nice play outside?”
Fiona smiles, “Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!”
“Oh that’s beautiful. Did you sing nicely?” says Grandma.
Fiona explains, “No, I was eating worms!”
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Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
Dad: Why?
Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.
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Teacher to Paul: “Wake up, Paul! You can’t sleep in class!”
Paul to teacher: “I could actually, it’s just that you’re a bit loud.”
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navyboy484

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Registered: 2022-03-24

Posts: 22

Re: Short Funny Jokes - 71

Paul is a savage

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