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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 72

Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”
Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says: 'School ahead, go slowly'!
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Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella. How come none of them get wet?
Well, did anybody say it was raining?
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A snail mama goes shopping and asks her snail child: “Should I get you anything?”
“Yeah, could you get me yoghurt please?”
Two weeks later the snail mama comes back: “Strawberry or cherry?”
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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs. Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!”
Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”
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Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
She just couldn't control her pupils!
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