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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 75

A lady walks into a shop in a mall and addresses the shop assistant, “Hi. I really need a stronger pair of glasses.”
“Oh yeah you do,” says the shop assistant, “this is a bakery.”.
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Teacher: Marvin, please go outside the door and stay there.
Marvin: Why?
Teacher: Because your jabbering is very disruptive and nobody wants to listen to it.
Marvin: Then perhaps you should come along with me.
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Teacher: "Patrick, you are an hour and a half late for school. What in the world?!"
Student: "Sorry sir, I had to say bye to all my pets."
Teacher: "An hour and a half?!"
Student: "Well it is quite a big ant farm…"
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What begins with a T, ends with a T and even has T inside it?
A TeapoT.
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“Mummy, could you give me two dollars for this old man on the street?”
“Oh darling, of course, you’re so nice to think of other people. Where is he?”
“There on the corner, selling ice cream for two dollars.”
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