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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 83

Why do men chase after women they don’t intend to marry?
Well why do dogs chase after cars they don’t intend to drive?
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A dog thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… They must be gods…”
The cat thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… I must be God!”
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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a Saint Bernard’s?
A dog that bites you and then goes to fetch help.
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A good idea for a sign: “Salespeople welcome – dog food has become really expensive”
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What do you do when you see a dog eating your dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
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