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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 85

Why did the dog lie down?
He found lying up a little hard.
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Dogs are the best alarm clocks.
When they want out, there’s no snooze button that could tame that.
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Will sell dog.
Easy-going.
Eats anything.
Loves children.
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A man drives deep into the forest to get rid of his cat. He lets her out at an abandoned place. After one hour he gets a phone call from his wife: “The cat is back.”
The man growls: “Ok, can you put her on, I got lost and need directions.”
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What is the difference between a man and a cat?
One eats a lot, is lazy and doesn’t care who brings the food. The other is a pet.
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