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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 87

A woman gets a hysterical phone call, “Your cat ate my canary!!!”
Woman, “Thank you for telling me. I don’t have to feed her today then, right?”
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“Our cat was stupid enough to drink some gasoline yesterday. She spent two hours racing through the flat, then just flopped on her back and was totally still. “
“Oh no, is she dead?”
“No, just ran out of gas”.
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What is a cat’s favorite car?
“A Catillac”.
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In the middle of the desert one cat says to the other,
“Oh boy, I have to pee so badly.”
“Why don’t you just do it?”
“I can’t. There is no litter box.”
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Two gangsters are about to break out of prison. The first one jumps off a wall into a trash container.
The guard shouts, "Who’s there?"
Gangster replies, "MEOOOOOOW!"
The guard is relieved, "Ah ok, just a cat."
Then the second gangster jumps.
The guard gets suspicious, "Hello, anybody there?"
The second gangster yells, "Nah, just the cat again!"
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