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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 103

I met a microbiologist the other day.
He was much bigger than I expected.
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Dentist: “Oh Lord, I’ve never seen such a huge cavity - cavity.”
Patient: “Yeah, you don’t have to say it twice.”
Dentist: “I didn’t. It was an echo.”
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If you’re ever lost in the nature, you’ll do well to have a compass.   
It will help you to be lost more north.
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Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over.
The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a gunshot.
The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?!
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A guy goes to the doctor, “Do you have something against a persistent hiccup?”
The doctor gives him a huge slap in the face and says, “Yes. Sorry. This is the best treatment.”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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