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#1 2022-05-14 02:25:13

ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 104

Why did the donut visit the dentist?   
To get a new filling.
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How did the bunny rob a snowman?
He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!
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What do you call a nut that sneezes?
A cashew.
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A very panicky Emma bursts into her brother’s bedroom and shakes him awake, “Jeremy, come quick, there’s a mouse squeaking under my bed!!!!”
Jeremy yawns, “and what the heck should I do? Oil it?!”
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Why did the bee marry?   
He’s finally found his honey.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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