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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 106

What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
A creature that drags blood from your knees.
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“Sir, you cannot fish here!”
“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”
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Daddy, why is the sky so high?
So the birds wouldn’t hit their heads all the time, darling.
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Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
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A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.
The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it.
“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”
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