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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 107

Mommy says to little Johnny, “Why are you sticking out your tongue at the dog? It’s not nice.”
Little Johnny says, “But the dog started it.”
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
You stick with me and I will take you places!
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Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?
It had a nosebleed.
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What happens when a cop gets into bed?
He becomes an undercover cop.
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“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”
“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”
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