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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 108

My wife dared doubt my craftsmanship when I was changing the light switch.
Haha, she’s in for a shock.
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You really can't trust anything these days.
At a bar, I opened a door which said Men – and all there was were a few toilet.
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A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?”
Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.”
Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?”
Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?"
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Doctor: Your test results are showing you'll easily live to be 80.   
Patient: But, wait, I am 80 just now.
Doctor: See, I told you to live healthier!
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Job interview in a psychiatry: So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.
Very good, the job is yours.
Do you know what’s cool?
Winter.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.