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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 118

Birthday card inscription: Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards.
Happy Birthday, number 5!
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Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?!
Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.
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Knock-knock!   
Who's there?   
Abby!   
Abby who?   
Abby Birthday to you!
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Ok, I will stop making fun about your age.
Making fun of old people is not funny.
Happy Birthday!
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From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse count down!
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