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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 122

Honey what do you wish for your birthday?
I want a divorce.
Sorry, I wasn’t intending to spend that much.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy birthday cake! I'm starving!
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You don’t get smarter when you become older.
There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
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Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?
Son: A dog.
Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.
Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.
Father: Ok, no problem.
Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.
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You’re not getting old.
You’re getting classy.
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