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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 126

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?
A depresso.
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I used to breed rabbits.
Then I realized they can handle it themselves.
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My dog is an awesome fashion adviser.
Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes, he says “WOW!”
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Need cheering up?
Start a fight with somebody when they have the hiccoughs!
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If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.