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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 127

What is white and flies up?
A retarded snowflake.
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Why do bees hum?
They don't remember the text!
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I heard women love a man in uniform.
Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? 
A stick.
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Google request: How to disable autocorrect in wife?
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