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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 129

How many men were born in 2017?   
None.
Only babies were born.
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Why are you smiling?
Well I just made a test and I'm not pregnant.
That's wonderful, Harold!
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What are a shark’s two most favorite words?
Man overboard!
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I don’t think women should be allowed to have kids after 40.
40 kids is way too much by any standard.
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What is written on a dentist’s grave?
He’s filling his last cavity.
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