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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 130

A man drops his phone on a concrete floor.
The phone is fine, no damage. How come?
He had it on airplane mode.
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Two snails are chatting on the sidewalk.
“I’ll have to cross the road,” says one.
“Well, be careful,” says the other one, “there’s a bus coming in an hour.“
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What swims and starts with a T?
Two ducks.
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Why are ghost such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
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I stole my friend’s wheelchair.
Guess who is comes crawling back to me?!
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