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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

Short Funny Jokes - 131

Man to his wife:   I’d never say you’re fat! You’re just a bit more visible.
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I saw this sweet poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself.
At least I assume she was poor because I didn’t find more than 3.50 in her wallet.
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Here, I bought you a calendar.
Your days are numbered now.
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Where do fish sleep?
In the RiverBed.
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Talk is cheap, yeah?
Have you ever talked to a lawyer?!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.