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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 133

Life is a bit like soccer in a way.
You can either use your head, or a good, swift kick.
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“Why do you look so sad?”
“I wanted to drown my worries but my wife didn’t want to go in the water.”
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I heard that it is easier to find a girlfriend when you have things in common.
So girls, I like to breath.
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You really are the most jealous woman I know.
Oh, so you know lots of other women, do you?!
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My car horn now sounds like gunshots.
People move out of the way much faster recently.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.