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#1 2022-06-19 21:37:10

ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 134

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
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Famous last words of a postman: What a lovely dog you have!
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I had to quit my job at the helium plant.
I couldn’t tolerate it anymore that people speak to me in such a voice.
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It’s cleaning day today.
I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.
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I have clean conscience.
I haven’t used it once till now.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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