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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 136

I wish you could have my eyes.
Then you could see how incredibly gorgeous you look!
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Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye.
Yep, it’s a sparkle.
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Are you an interior designer?
Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
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Your hand looks so heavy.
Here, let me hold it for you.
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I’m sorry, you owe me a drink.
[Why?]
You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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