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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

Short Funny Jokes - 139

I bet you’re a teacher.
Everything about you shouts ‘class’.“
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Excuse me, I’ve lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?”
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Ooh you seem like you'd fit perfectly in my co-driver seat!
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Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.
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I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.