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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funns Jokes - 141

Girl, you must be garbage!
‘Cause I really want to take you out.
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Are you a fisherman? 
You seem a real catch.
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I seem to have lost my telephone number.
Do you think I could have yours?
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I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone?
It doesn’t appear to have your number.
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Boy: Listen, could you hold something for me, please?
Girl: Of course, what? -
Boy: Here, my hand.
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