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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,182

One liners - 4

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
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I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
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Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.