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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,234

One liners - 8

How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.