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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 11

Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
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I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
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Isn't it great to live in the 21st century?
Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
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Photons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.