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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 12

T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.
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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
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That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
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Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.