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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 13

All the problems fade before a hangover.
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.
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Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons.
They forgot to mention Morons.
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A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.