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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 14

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that...
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Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self-destruction.
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To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!
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I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.