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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 18

Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.