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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 24

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
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I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.
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My job is secure. No one else wants it.
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Everything always ends well. If not – it's probably not the end.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.